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/ "How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded. "And why were you afraid to let her touch you? I saw you. You were afraid of her."                                                                                                                        \
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| "I doubt that I will feel like talking for very long," the cat replied without rancor. "I would not waste time in foolishness if I were you. As to your first question, no cat out of its first fur can ever be deceived by appearances. Unlike human beings, |
| who enjoy them. As for your second question --" Here he faltered, and suddenly became very interested in washing; nor would he speak until he had licked himself fluffy and then licked himself smooth again. Even then he would not look at Molly, but       |
| examined his claws.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           |
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| "If she had touched me," he said very softly, "I would have been hers and not my own, not ever again."                                                                                                                                                        |
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\ -- Peter S. Beagle, "The Last Unicorn"                                                                                                                                                                                                                        /
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And your minds in times past have been darkened because of unbelief,
and because you have treated lightly the things you have received--
		 -- Doctrine and Covenants 84:54