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/ And it shall come to pass that my people, which are of the house of Israel, shall be gathered home unto the lands of their possessions; and my word also shall be gathered in one. And I will show unto them that fight against my word and against my people, \
| who are of the house of Israel, that I am God, and that I covenanted with Abraham that I would remember his seed forever.                                                                                                                                      |
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Yea, and my soul delighteth in the words of Isaiah, for I came out from
Jerusalem, and mine eyes hath beheld the things of the Jews, and I know
that the Jews do understand the things of the prophets, and there is
none other people that understand the things which were spoken unto the
Jews like unto them, save it be that they are taught after the manner
of the things of the Jews.
		 -- 2 Nephi 25:5